Just be happy

Your life is great.  What do you have to be sad about? Nothing. But it's not about being sad about something, but rather not being able to be happy…

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Ode to a blue 2002 Saab 9-5

In the realm of words, let me paint a scene, A tale of steel and wind, a poet's dream. A blue 2002 Saab 9-5, a beauty so rare, With curves and lines…

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Bend Over

The Big Man tries my ass and thighs. "Wait," I cry, "don’t you see the alternatives, my elephantine friend who knows no palates, denounces downward…

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How are you? Fine

how are you? fine.. imagine if people answered honestly.. actually i'm in the midst of an existential crisis my athlete's foot is killing me i'm…

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We are the crazy ones

(Originally written May 14, 2004) We are the crazy Ones The weird ones, the ones Who don't care Because we'll never remember It anyway We are the…

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Identity Crisis to the 3rd Degree

she's yearning for that free road and she hasn't set foot yet but someday in her old age she'll look back at her youth and realize that what everyone…

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Distorted Distopia Delivers

The room was swirling with kaleidoscope colors, the walls shifting and liquid-like as I walked through the door. The walls were alive with vibrant…

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Emotions Aren’t Reality

I see emotions and shit in my body.  Like i imagine them as these little foggy demons trying to take over me. like smoking weed or stuff back in the…

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hey, God

Hey. God. What the heck, Man? With a capital M. What’s up? I can’t say I’m in a position to appreciate Your handiwork, capital Y, at the moment. Of…

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evolution solution

evolution, we all come from rocks, we all have common ancestors, we are all related, we are all one, are we incest?   evolution, plants,…

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