(Originally written May 14, 2004)

We are the crazy
Ones
The weird ones, the ones
Who don’t care
Because we’ll never remember
It anyway
We are the ones who scream
Because we’re happy
We’re the ones who laugh so
Hard we cry and clutch our sides
We are the eccentric
Ones
The essential ones, the people
who’s hat you stare at because
It has a real crown of fangs on
The brim
We are you and anyone but you
We are the lying truth and
The painful comfort that keeps you
Up at night
We are the artists, the singers, the dancers
that have branded your brain
With our originality
We are the wild
Ones
The free ones, the ones who are
Just this side of crazy and flaunt it
Oh so proudly and sing it at
Midnight
We are the travelers, the homebodies
We are anyone and everyone
Hello
Have you seen my plaid platypus?